Most. Unappetizing. Visual. Evah.
If you ever want to make me hurl the Cheez-Its I consumed for lunch today, just mention the sight of Rahm Emanuel, nekkid, pasty, dangly bits flopping around in indignation… in the shower with...
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This would just be another story about a sex offender arrested in Oregon. She was arrested for failure to comply with the Iowa sex-offender registry. Nothing out of the ordinary. Except one thing… They...
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It’s a Sunday. It’s a beautiful fall day in Arlington. Rob and I just got back from a wonderful brunch and a matinee showing of Immortals. Nothing in the world could disturb my peace. Except this…...
View ArticleHave You Kissed Your Wyoming Man Today?
You might not want to after you read this. On June 29, 2011, the Wyoming Department of Health was notified of two laboratory-confirmed cases of Campylobacter jejuni enteritis among persons working at a...
View ArticleSmells like… Pedo Bear
Sometimes you cruise the Interwebz, and you run across stuff that makes you want to immediately take a shower in boiling Listerine. If you know anything about me at all, you know that my hatred for...
View ArticleAn observation on third-wave feminist weirdos
I had a conversation on Facebook this morning with a bunch of writer friends prompted by the latest in third-wave feminist weirdness, where they literally display their vaginas to the world as some...
View ArticleSomething to make you gag
Misery loves company, so when I find something that makes my insides roil as if I’d just swallowed a live, writhing eel, you’d better believe I will spread the joy and share the anguish. So welcome to...
View ArticleFlorida Man Comes to Arlington
Stop me if you’ve heard this one before. It’s the holiday season. You’re at the mall (I know – it’s an antiquated concept), desperately hoping you’ll find something appropriate to give your aunt Millie...
View ArticleToday’s WTFuckery
Honestly, I could have spent a billion happy lifetimes not knowing about this, but if I have to find out about it, you will know about it too! Because I’m a giver that way, and frankly, you need to...
View ArticleAnyone want to bet Sandusky was abused by that twisted fuck of a father of his?
News today is that Jeffrey Sandusky – son of Penn State perv Jerry Sandusky, who is hopefully getting violated by a lot of large, angry men in prison for sexually abusing 10 children – has been...
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